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Banyarwanda,
 
Ibyo mwumva ni jwi rya jenerali Jack NZIZA, umwicanyi ruharwa wa Kagame, avugana na Captain GAKWERERE Francis, wa wundi wafatiwe muli Afrika y'epfo. Baranoza umugambi wo gutsinda jenerali Kayumba Nyamwasa mu bitaro yavulirwagamo. Uhishira umurozi akakumaraho abana.
Soma imvugo ya jenerali Nziza na Captain Gakwerere :

  - Allo !
  - Bite ?
  - Hen ni byiza ! Maze kuvugana n'aba basore banjye, haa, yeeh!
  -
"Nawe ugire amarenga ashoboka, ugire amarenga ashoboka"
  - Huun
  - Twavuganye, bagira kuri ntuza, barambwira bati ni ibintu byoroshye aliko, ndababwira nti aliko dukeneye emergency; Barambwira bati emergency nta kibazo, mbabwira area iyo ari yo, barambwira bati iyo area ntabwo yoroshye irimo na ntuza security ikomeye cyane kubera ibi by'umupira.
  - Ya
  - Tugerageza kuvugana ku ntuza ku giciro cya biriya
  - Hun
  - Hun
  - Cy'amamodoka yo gukodesha mu mupira?
  - Hun
  - Hun
 - Ya, so bo barambwira bati uko byagenda, byaba 250 twarangiza ugahita uduhereza. Ndababwira nti aliko ni ibintu bishakwa uyu munsi byibuze. Nti kandi jyewe ndi garantie biramutse binaniranye mwankoresha icyo mushaka barambwira bati se wowe twa baranseka bati wowe hari ugukeneye? hun
 - None se urumva byagenda bite? Na bo barebe situwesheni uko imeze
 - Yaa, bambwiye ngo sinongere no kubahamagara rwose niba, bambwiye bati 250, tugakora ibyo dukora, akazi kawe karangira ugahita uduhereza indi, tutikomereza ati nawe uhibereye, so atali ibyo…
 - Ngo, ngo mu, ngo
 - Hun
 - Ngw'iki?
 - Barashaka 250 mbere y'uko
 - Ngo 250 hanyuma?
 - Barangiza akazi nkabaha indi
 - Ukabaha izindi? Ni nk'aho abantu bavuze 500?
 - Yee, aliko ni ukubanza umuntu akaba 250 y'akazi, bakagakora, ayo yandi umuntu akayabaha nyuma
 - Ah ayo nga ntabwo bishoboka, none se wayabagezaho gute?
 - Hun! Karangiye?
 - Iyo wumva, nabo bakwiye kurora, none se hagati y'uyu munsi n'ejo, anything can happen!Na bo bagomba ku
 - Naa.. nabibasobanuriye barambwira bati ibyo ntabwo bibareba, nzabashake mfite ibyo bakeneye nimba ntabifite sinzongere kubahamagara ahubwo mbabwira ibyo bintu. So ndabihorera nanjye nanga gukomeza kuskasinga ibintu byinshi na bo kuli telephone. Sinzi. Sinzi rero kuko nababwiye barambwira bati ibintu byo muri hospital n'iki wowe urashaka kubyita ibintu byoroshye, nah aba hari za kamerazi hari ibiki? Ndababwira ntabwo byoroshye ndabizi aliko icyo nshaka ni uko birangira ndabaha garantie. Garantie yihe? Ndababwira nti jyewe bidashobotse munkoreshe icyo mushaka. Barambwira bati wowe ntawe ugukeneye rwose. Barananseka cyane. So
 - Huun
 - Huun. Yaaa hun sinzi rero uko tubigenza
 - It'is very stricky
 - Ngira ngo nanjye ntago nakomeza kwishyira kuri aba bantu mbahamagara, nabonye nkira ba bandi ba mbere aba bo simbizi, ntabwo nshaka kujya muri byinshi ntazi uko ndiburangize, bitanzanira ibibazo. Ubu simbizi.
 - Iyaba wabonaga ukuntu kuzana messager rwose jyewe ndumva ibyo ng'ibyo nta n'ubwo byakabaye ikibazo, ikibazo ni ukuzana messager.
 - Aliko iyi ni case ili emergency ishobora gufata umuntu aga.....
 - None se emergency wayikora ute ? ubwo se emergency bivuze iki ? erega, emergency, ni byo nkubwira, messanger, ikibazo ni uko muntu messanger yahagera.
 - Sinzi; dore uyu munsi ni ku cyumweru,
 - Huun
 - You cannot mobilize..........
- Sinzi uko wabigenza rwose, aliko ubishoboye wafata umuntu ukamushyira ku ndege ibintu tukabirangiza, kuko bizagera ahantu…
 - Ibyo ng'ibyo erega ntabwo ali cyo kibazo, ibyo ng'ibyo ntabwo ali cyo kibazo ahubwo ni uko ali ku cyumweru
 - Aliko, ho, ku cyumweru aliko ziragira, ziragenda, yakoresha Kenya Airways n'iki ibintu nk'ibyo
 - Erega icyo nkubwira, how to m , hari ukuntu amategeko aba ateye ku buryo kubona ibyo bintu byose

 - Yaa, so ngira ngo, ngira ngo tubihorere turebe na result bari butange hano, turebe uko bimeze simbizi, kuko sinshaka kongera kubahamagara n'ikintu cyo kudiskasinga na bo.
 - Reka nze ngerageze aliko icyo ni cyo kibazo rwose
 - Ngira ngo gerageza urebe ubwo gewe ngiye gusubira iriya
 - Reka ngerageze ndebe, uraza gushakisha ukuntu twavugana
 - Naza gushakisha ryali?
 - None se ubu ngiye kwiruka
 - Kuko hano sinzi igihe turi buhavire, ntabwo nzi igihe turi buhavire rwose.
 - Murahava nijoro?
 - Nijoro twahavuye mu sa, after midinight
 - Hun
 - Hun
 - Ubu ng'ubu utekereza ko muri buhave ryali?
 - Sinzi, sinzi ndagira, aa, ndakumenyesha. Ngira ngo reka tubanze turebe results nizimara gusohoka ndagushaka nkubwire
 - Hun
 - Uraza no kuduha igishushanyo
  - Ok ! Ok sir!

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